Like what if there is an Indian version of Da Vinci ... Say The Hussain code. Probably it will be a saga of thrills and drills a couple go through to find a white horse which bears the octogenarians painting. The places it has been to, what it ate, how it left clues (ahem) to find its next destination. Opus dei can be replaced by a secret society named vajaram bol (it Bengali phrase would mean nonsense talk ... no pun intended). Who are out to hide a life altering secret about the maestros paintings of Saraswati and Bharatmata, the former being the luckier one to maintain her modesty with her veena, Bharatmata had no such luck.
Now the secret will have something to do with true identity of these mythical figures, what happened to their cloths and what is Gajagamini (Is it a bird, is it a car, nooooo its a movie ... hmmm why doesnt anyone look convinced? you people simply has no sense of aesthetics). Come on people! The movie obviously doesnt have any entertainment value, what does it have???? Obviously its leading to the last spot the white horse (please go to the top to find relevance) had its bath. And that spot will reveal itself as the spot where the original burial ground of goddesses, like saraswati and Bharatmata. We can make the ground under some Islam monument like Taj Mahal or Jamma Masjid, and instigate people to demolish it and look under it (hey I am trying to write a best seller here, I need vajarangs to also read it ).
The twist in the tail? The DNA test will reveal, why the maestro's painting of goddess of knowledge has this uncanny similarity with this beautiful famous actress.
I smell this idea can be a best seller waiting to happen. Only problem will be whether any banned is imposed on the book by vajarang bol ... ops sorry.
Disclaimer: All reference to any book, movie or painting is purely fictional. Anything said about any artist, painter, actors and actresses, political parites and any of the above's paternity testing has no relevance whatsoever to anything in the world. Vajarang daal is not a pun, it does not sound like any party that ever existed anywhere in world, let alone in India, and its strong holds are not gujrat or rajasthan. Any movie named anywhere is figment of my imagination (in fact I am still quite sure, gajagamini is one of my odd nightmares). If it has same name or similarity with anything you ever see or do its coincidental. and .. ha ... ummm, what was I talking about? Anyway, the point is if I dont know what I am talking about, obviously its coincidental/fictitious/figment of imagination, and it doesnt have anything to do with anything that ever existed or will ever exist.
There I think I have covered it.
posted by regenbogen @ 11:59 PM
1 Comments:
I am public.
I want 5 songs. Two of them should be with the hero-heroine coochie-cooeing in the garden. One should be a rain song. One item number. I will grant you a sad song.
I also want a proper share of gore and blood. A couple of fights. Explosions. It's OK if they look absolutely unreal.
I don't want any confusion regarding who's good and who's the bad guy. No grey characters please. Only black and white.
There should be jokes. But the humour shouldn't require too many of my dead brain cells to wake up and work out.
Police should arrive only after the hero has kicked all butts.
You can replay an earlier song in the end, but you must show the hero and heroine singing and dancing again to indicate the return of good times.
With this framework as the basis, steal your story from wherever you wish! I won't sue you! I'm so flexible! ;) ;)
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